I found myself an upstanding man Such a thorough male, tall and tan Careful and proper, right to the core Yes, I found myself a ridiculous bore. No, don’t misquote me, bartender dear He is a darlin’, that much is clear What I mean is that he just needs some exposure So Mr. Bartender, don’t keep him sober. Let’s mix him a drink, long and fine Beer, Whiskey, Vodka… and a dash of wine. I assure you it’s not anything he can’t handle But, I’ve always wanted a part in a scandal So he downed one, two…eight of those He shouted glory to God, and finally came too close He ripped his office shirt, in the name of punk Dear bartender, Please keep him drunk… He finally showed that he could shed That shy demeanor and where it led He shot one too many fake slam dunks Then cried in victory; Oh, I love him drunk! Tomorrow, he may have a hangover But the drama tonight, it’s yet not over Who knew that he could be so much fun? Not just a 9 to 5 man, when the day is done. We took a good man, and made him bad A middle-aged turned into a teenage lad My average Joe became a Greek God Hunk From now onwards, let’s keep him drunk. Disclaimer- *Madira ka sevan aapki sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakta hai*: Aapki seva mein, jan hit mein jaari *Alchohol consumption is injurious to health*: Issued in public interest.