Keep Him Drunk.

I found myself an upstanding man

Such a thorough male, tall and tan

Careful and proper, right to the core

Yes, I found myself a ridiculous bore.

 

No, don’t misquote me, bartender dear

He is a darlin’, that much is clear

What I mean is that he just needs some exposure

So Mr. Bartender, don’t keep him sober.

 

Let’s mix him a drink, long and fine

Beer, Whiskey, Vodka… and a dash of wine.

I assure you it’s not anything he can’t handle

But, I’ve always wanted a part in a scandal

 

So he downed one, two…eight of those

He shouted glory to God, and finally came too close

He ripped his office shirt, in the name of punk

Dear bartender, Please keep him drunk…

 

He finally showed that he could shed

That shy demeanor and where it led

He shot one too many fake slam dunks

Then cried in victory; Oh, I love him drunk!

 

Tomorrow, he may have a hangover

But the drama tonight, it’s yet not over

Who knew that he could be so much fun?

Not just a 9 to 5 man, when the day is done.

 

We took a good man, and made him bad

A middle-aged turned into a teenage lad

My average Joe became a Greek God Hunk

From now onwards, let’s keep him drunk.

 

Disclaimer-

*Madira ka sevan aapki sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakta hai*: Aapki seva mein, jan hit mein jaari

*Alchohol consumption is injurious to health*: Issued in public interest.

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